16 minutes ago on 07.24.14 50556 notes  via / org

a simplified guide to sexualities

homosexual: sexually attracted to homer simpson
pansexual: gets off to various kitchen utensils
asexual: gets turned on by the first letter of the latin alphabet
demisexual: sexually attracted to you if and only if your blood is half divine
bisexual: can only have sex with two people ever. choose wisely
heterosexual: can only be satisfied by macklemore
1 hour ago on 07.24.14 188720 notes  via / org
speedoaddict:

speedoaddict
2 hours ago on 07.24.14 1464 notes  via / org

the devil wears prada is a lie, i’m literally just wearing a white tee

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convertiblemysterymachine:

Are we just not gonna talk about how great Sky High was? 

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Credit

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17 hours ago on 07.23.14 50473 notes  via / org
What's your Instagram

Anonymous

nasawolf37

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